Gettying Nowhere

Sometimes when we have nothing to do, we do it at the Getty. It's lots of fun finding new ways to upset the guards. And that's after we've commandeered the tram and pocketed everyone's wishing pennies for the various fountains. Plus, the notorious Q-Bear, a tagalong from Ben's Kindergarten, came with us. You're meant to photograph his adventures with your child and report it all in a group journal. So to not be the lamest parent ever, you'd better damn well come up with some excitement for him. Luckily he was just ferocious enough to keep us from getting kicked out and the pictures we got of him savaging a guard were enough to appease Ben's need to impress his class.