PARTY AT THE PARK!!

If you're wondering whether to still go to Pen Mar Park for Ben's Birthday Party despite the cold weather then YES!! We are still going to be there. If it's too cold to stay, however we plan to move back to our house. BUNDLE UP!

Ben Seeks the wisdom of Yoda in deciding to go ahead and have his party at the park. Yoda say, "cold it is, yes, mm. But harder yet to tell everyone in time that we will change party to home. Have party at the park we will."

Call 310-989-2501 or 310-989-7114 for directions to the park or to our house. Either or.

Benny's Birthday Blues

Alert: Ben's Birthday Party is Postponed to NEXT Sat., March 18. Same time, Same place!

Second Alert: Look out for 'Mother' Nature. She is a fake! Surely she must not really have any children of her own. If she did, she would know how devastating it is to have to postpone a much anticipated birthday party due to rain. Not only is there no party, but the little guy is stuck inside all day. The heartless, childless scam artist!

We hope everyone can still make it next Saturday. We were really looking forward to seeing everyone.

And if 'Mother' Nature strikes again we will definitely just have everyone come to our place... which is actually quite nice- for the adults, just not as nice for all the kids we were expecting. But they can still have fun playing pin the tail on the 'Kali' as she runs for her life, only to get trapped in Ben's crib. Her only recourse to suck a pacifier in an effort to self soothe, since she can't cry hysterically like she'll really want to do.

And now I will go borrow a nucki from Ben to soothe MYSELF through the loss of having the party tomorrow.

We will see you all next Saturday! We'll be the ones with the raw, chapped lips and nucki tans from self soothing all week.

Humiliation Station

I just realized there aren't nearly enough humiliting photos of Ben on this site. So please enjoy these. For fun you could even print them out, wait sixteen years and then 'accidentally' drop them at Ben's feet when h's in the middle of trying to ask a girl out. But please don't send them to Pee Wee Herman... you know, because he's made some really bad movies, and because he talks to oversized purple chairs which is just dumb. And don't send them to Michael Jackson either, because some of his songs are just garbage. And no Catholic priests, because we're not Catholic.

Baby Gap

As far as we know Ben only likes to SHOP at the Gap. But when he's older, if he wants to WORK there too, then we'd tell him, "NOT that there's anything wrooong with that son. We love you just the way you are." And we'd be telling the truth. :)

The Apple

Well, now he's done it. He bit the apple. There goes our perfect life in Eden, with all it's peace, quiet and restful days. :) Okay so truthfully, somehow he must have gotten his hands on an apple in my womb. He's wily. so wily.